Of all the revelatory news outings that have involved the names 'Courtney' and 'Love' in the past, this ranks up there with the most ridiculous, but at the same time the most harrowing. In response to the latest revelations, we felt compelled to ask everyone within close proximity of our desk what they thought, and everyone was in agreement that Courtney Love is the biggest dickhead in music. In fact, we are going to just throw this out there…
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE HATES COURTNEY LOVE.
Love is a significantly troubled woman. She has been for years, it's just, she doesn't ever convey this in a sincere fashion, she doesn't ask for help, she just acts like a complete and utter freak job. An Example? Her recent outburst at Dave Grohl for spending Nirvana's money even though he was in the band is a solid example.
On watching that interview back, we might actually hate Courtney Love more than anyone else on the planet. Is there anyone more repugnant? Seriously, anyone? We are having serious trouble thinking of anyone who ranks up there. Maybe Elton John, but Courtney could blatantly dominate Elton in both the diva stakes and the boxing ring, so as suspected, Courtney maintains the crown.
Hatred aside, the thing that is so troubling about Courtney Love's constant battle with her demons, the world press, accusations of killing her genius-of-a-husband, a failing music career, fulfilling her responsibilities as a mother to her daughter Frances Bean Cobain (this list could go on) is that she shows no signs of SORTING IT OUT...
It's like certain people get labelled a complete tool for their retarded behaviour and instead of trying to put things right and make up for their indiscretions, they choose to push the boat out further and further until it has disappeared on the horizon. Sure, Courtney Love may be a complete and utter tool, she may have been ever since the schoolyard, deep in her bones dickheadishness seems to thrive more prominently than bone marrow, but, this does not distract from the fact that she is a complete mess and needs some serious help.
There are a trazillion junkies in the world, but not many that document their indiscretions as prominently as Courtney Love. Are you ready for the latest headline in the Courtney Love show? Are you ready for this?
'FRANCES BEAN ACCUSES COURTNEY LOVE OF KILLING HER CHILDHOOD PETS'
Courtney's daughter has only gone and outed her mother as a drug riddled animal murderer. To make matters worse, this new revelation is actually taken from the restraining order that Frances Bean filed on HER OWN MOTHER back in 2009. The accusations have only crept to the surface now in a new book titled 'Courtney Comes Clean', which is set for release some time this year.
Killing your daughter's childhood pets is one thing, but Frances Bean also alleges…
"(Love) has taken drugs for as long as I can remember. She basically exists now on… Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes. She rarely eats… She often falls asleep in her bed while she is smoking, and I am constantly worried that she will start a fire (which she has done at least three times) that will threaten our lives."
Just writing about Love's debauched existence is exhausting enough. Can you imagine actually being her? Splashing about the place going bananas at any given opportunity? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HELP THIS WOMAN.
If there is one positive to take from this big, bulging, steaming heap of mess - apparently Courtney Love's mental arithmetic has improved leaps and bounds since she started smoking crack. Love explains…
"I've never been good with numbers, but when I was on crack I could do math really, really well," she said. "I became a fucking wiz at calculus."
What a sorry state of affairs.
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