The Brits | livemusic.fm

• Posted 17th February by bennyboy

Does anyone really care about the Brits anymore? With the performances and results you would have thought not but we all love a bitch and a moan so here goes... Peter Kaye was shit, the Spice Girls tedious, Liam Gallagher an arse, Kasabian boring, Lady Gaga irritating, Fearne Cotton retarded and Prince Harry unnecessary, Cheryl Cole is very bad at miming and Robbie Williams simply confirmed he's long past his prime as a performer. Oh, and Calvin Harris didn't think much of the food. Is it just me, or do the Twitterati tend to err towards the negative by default? Anyway, let's talk winners. Lady Gaga enjoyed the biggest awards horde of the night winning three gongs, while JLS won two, and the special awards to mark the BRITs' thirtieth anniversary confirmed that Oasis and the Spice Girls are the best thing to happen in British music in the last three decades. Hey, if that previously reported list of the best selling iTunes downloads ever didn't make you suicidal, then those BRIT stats probably will. Tip: I hear there's a special deal on British heroin at the moment, free anthrax with every pack. Here's your BRIT winner list for 2010: British Female Solo Artist: Lily Allen International Female Solo Artist: Lady Gaga British Male Solo Artist: Dizzee Rascal International Male Solo Artist: Jay-Z British Group: Kasabian British Breakthrough Act: JLS International Breakthrough Act: Lady Gaga Critics' Choice: Ellie Goulding Producer: Paul Epworth British Single: JLS - Beat Again British Album: Florence And The Machine - Lungs International Album: Lady Gaga - The Fame Brits Performance Of 30 Years: Spice Girls Wannabe/Who Do You Think You Are (1997) British Album Of 30 Years: Oasis - (What's The Story) Morning Glory? Outstanding Contribution To Music: Robbie Williams